Bad Hair Day

Me, Bear, and Peanut went to the groomers yesterday. My Mom and Dad took me to a place called "Fish and Critters". Do I look like a critter?? We were shaved in places I can't even mention! There were cages of snakes, birds, iguanas, other unmentionable critters, and of course, fish every where! What were they thinking! There was a parrot that mocked me all day just because I barked at him. They even had the nerve to put a little bow on my collar when I was ready to go home. Do I look like a girl? I don't think so!!!