It was just bread!!

I know my Mom is upset because I ate the whole loaf of bread. First of all, it was a MINI loaf and second of all I get tired of eating the same food all day every day!! The bread smelled really good so I went for it!! My only mistake was getting caught.

P.S. I don't waddle!!

My neighbors are the best!!

Usually neighbors bring over pies and cookies and I am not allowed to have any. Well, we finally live next door to the best neighbors ever (they give the best belly rubs)! Yesterday they brought over a present for ME (and Bear and Peanut)! The note said "A little something for our cute little fuzzy neighbors" The package was full of little tennis balls and they SQUEAK!! I let Bear have one too!

Just trying to help

I am sure you already read about yesterday's phone incident on my Mom's blog. Everyone knows that my Mom is the worst about keeping up with family and friends. It is gotten so bad that I am concerned that this might in some way effect how many tennis balls I receive as Christmas gifts from family members this year. I was just trying to help out and trying to catch up on a few phone calls to relatives. It is too bad that she already confiscated and returned the credit card I stole otherwise I could order my own tennis balls.

Does anyone know where I can buy small tennis balls?

Help!!! I just lost my last small tennis ball (I think the neighbor's cat took it). I love the small tennis balls (they are about an inch smaller than regular tennis balls), but my mom can't find them any where. Any ideas? I am desperate!

Vacation

I am so glad my parents are planning a vacation soon. I really need a break. It is really tiring to come up with new ways to get into trouble in the same house. When we go on vacation there is a whole new territory to explore. Last time we went on vacation I jumped out of the truck at a rest stop and took off after a bird. My mom was freaking out because it took her a long time to catch me. And you guessed it, I didn't get a treat that day.

The Real Meaning Behind The Picture

My brother, Bear, never gets into trouble so I thought I would curl up by him and look really cute yesterday before my Mom found my mess. Do you ever just stare at a roll of toilet paper and wonder what it would be like to unroll the whole thing? Well, I unrolled a brand new roll all over the bathroom floor and it was awesome!!